Apr 4, 2015

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Chirkut Baba Ke Crazy Vachan Jokes in Hindi

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Chirkut Ke Crazy Jokes Part-1:


Craziest Jokes on Chirkut,  I hope you will like them.



Chirkut vs Teacher Jokes in Hindi

Chirkut Jokes Full of Humor in Hindi



Chirkut: tumne mujhe koi LOAN diya tha kya?

Ladki: Nahin to, kyun?
Chirkut: Pata nahin kyun tumaari tarag INTEREST badhta ja raha hai.


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Ek wo din the,
jab naari ke vastr haran ke karan MAHABHARAT hui thi.

Ek ye din hain,
ki naari ko poore vastr pehanne ko bolo to MAHABHARAT shuru ho jaati hai.


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Vakeelon ki shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge yaar,

Vakeelon ki shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge yaar,

Shamshaan se gujarte hain, to murde bhi uth-uth kar poochte hain,

Vakeel sahab namaste, humara case nibat gaya kya? 



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Ek cheeta ciggrate peene hi waala tha ki tabhi ek chuha wahan aaya or bola,

"Bhai nasha chod do, aao mere saath, dekho jungle kitna khoobsoorat hai"

Cheeta chuhe ke saath chal diya.



Aage ek haathi AFEEM lene wala tha,

Chuha use bhi bola,

"Bhai nasha chod do, aao mere saath, dekho jungle kitna khoobsoorat hai"

Haathi bhi un dono ke saath chal diya. 



Aage ek bandar chilam jalaae baitha tha,

Chuha phir bola,

"Bhai nasha chod do, aao mere saath, dekho jungle kitna khoobsoorat hai"

bandar bhi unke saath chal diya. 


 
Aage ek Sher whisky peene ki tayaari kar raha tha,

Chuha phir bola,

"Bhai nasha chod do, aao mere saath, dekho jungle kitna khoobsoorat hai"

Sher ne gilaas side mein rakha or,  de 1 2 3 4 5 6 thappad chuhe ko jadd diye.



Haathi bola, sher bhai kyun maar rahe ho bechaare ko, sahi hi to keh raha hai,
"NASHA CHOD DO"

Sher bola:
Ye saala roj BHAANG pee ke aise hi sari raat sabko jungle mein ghoomata hai. 


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Police waala ek chor ko maar maar kar usse jurm kabool karwa raha tha,
Jo usne nahin kiye the.

Policewala: Kabool kar ki verma ji ka AC tune churaya hai.

Chor: shahab maine nahin churaya hai.

Policewala: kabool kar sharma ji ki motarcycle tune churai hai.

Chor: Sahab sach keh raha hun, maine nahin churaai.

Policewala: Kabool kar Nawaab ji ka bakra bhi tu hi chura kar khaa gaya.

Chor: shahab main to shakahaari hun.

Tabhi policewale ka phone baja,
"Badhai ho aap baap banne waale hai."


Chor: daal de saale daal de, ye iljaam bhi mujh par hi daal de.



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Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi "Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to main itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.

Chirkut bade pyar se reply karta hai: Are pagli,

Blood Relation me shaadi kahan hoti hai.



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Chirkut ek company mein interview dene gaya.

Boss: sabse pehle main tumhari ENGLISH check karunga.
chalo GOOD ka opposite bataao.

Chirkut: Bad

Boss: Come?

Chirkut: Go

Boss: Ugly?

Chirkut: Pichali

Boss: Pichali ???

Chirkut: Ugly

Boss: Shut Up.

Chirkut: Keep talking.

Boss: Ok, now stop all this

Chirkut: Ok, now carry on all This.

Boss: Abe chup ho ja

Chirkut: Abe bolta ja

Boss: Are yaar

Chirkut: Are dushman

Boss: Get out

Chirkut: Come In

Boss: Oh My God

Chirkut: Oh My Devil

Boss: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Chirkut: Huurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Boss: Chup ho ja mere baap

Chirkut: Bolta ja mere bete

Boss: You are rejected

Chirkut: I am selected.


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Is baar Chirkut ne physic ko hila daala.

Chirkut ke is sawaal par saare scientists haath khade kar chke hai.

Sawaal: Kon sa liquid garm hone par solid ban jaata hai?

scientists: ????

Chirkut: Besan ke pakode.


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Teacher: Bachon ye batao ki jo log galat kaam karte hain, wah kahan jaate hain?

Chirkut: Madam, Sehar waale hotel mein or gaaun waale motar mein.

Teacher behosh.


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