Feb 17, 2016

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Best Hindi Jokes Full of Humor

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Misc Hindi Jokes Part-1:


Hilarious Jokes Full of Humor, I am sure you would definitely love them.

Best Hindi Jokes Full of Humor

Hindi Jokes - It's time to laugh

 

Jab Hollywood mein film ka squeal banta hai to naam kuch is tarah ke hote hain:

1. Harry potter 1
2. Harry potter 2
3. Harry potter 3

Or Bollywood mein:

1. Koi Mil Gaya
2. Krish
3. Krish 3

 
Lekin South India ka to andaaz hi nirala hai:

1. Jeene Nahin Dunga
2. Agle Janm Mein Bhi Jeene Nahin DUnga
3. Peda hi nahin Hone Dunga


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Ladka apni girlfriend se,

Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahin hai,
Lekin tumhe palkon par bitha ke ghumaunga.

Uske jaisa bada ghar nahin hai,
Lekin tumhe dil mein rakhunga.

Uske jittne paise nahin,
Lekin majdoori kar ke khilaaunga.


Ladki:

Bas kar pagle rulaaega kya,
Chal apne dost ka number de.


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Jeevan mein kitni baar per dagmagaae,

Kitni baar gira,

Par kabhi himmat nahin haari,

Har baar wapas aawaz di,


Waiter............

One More King Fisher Strong.


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Chirkut: Main yahan par nahin rahunga,
itna chota sa kamra, upar se na koi khidaki hai na koi baathroom.
Mujhe mere paise wapas chahiye.

Waiter: Lekin sir ye to....

Chirkut: Nahin mujhe kuch nahin sunna,
mujhe bas mere paise wapas chahiye.

Waiter: Are mere baap, upar room mein to chal, ye to lift hai.


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Neend to bachpan mein aaya karti thi,
Ab to mobile ko rest dene ke liye so jaate hain log.


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Ladkiyan bhaav kha rahi hain,
Ladke dhokha kha rahe hain.

Police rishwat kha rahi hai,
Neta maal khaa rahe hain.

Kisaan zehar kha rahe hain,
Jawaan goli kha rahe hain.


Kon kehta hai ki Bharat mein bhookmari hai !!!

(Not only a joke this is the reality)


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  Kahabaton-Muhabron ka Mordern meaning: 


1. Aa bail mujhe maar = Patni se panga lena.

2. Dewaar par sar phodna = Patni ko kuch samjhana.

3. Char din ki chandani phir anderi raat = Patni ka mayke se wapas aana.

4. Aatmhatya ke liye uksaana = Shadi ki salaah dena.

5. Dushmani nibhana = Dost ki shaadi karwana.

6. Oakhali mein sar dena = Shaadi ke liye haan karna.

7. Do paatton mein pisna = Dosari shaadi karna.

8. Peron tale zameen khisakna = Patni ka ekdam se saamne aa jaana.

9. Sar mundwaate hi oale padna = pariksha mein fail hote hi shaadi ho jaana.

10. Saali aadhi gharwaali = Wah sakim jo dulhe ko batai jaati hai lekin di 
nahin jaati.


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Bachha phone par: ye kahan ka number hai?

Constable: Police Station.

Bachha: Haath mein kya hai?

Constable: Danda.

Bachha: To Muh mein daal lo.

Or bachhe ne ye keh kar phone kaat diya.


Constable ne number nikal kar wapas usi no par phone kiya.

Phone bachhe ki mummy ne uthaya.


Constable: Yahan se kisi bachhe ne phone kiya tha or kaha ki danda muh mein daal lo.

Mummy: Kitni der pehle?

Constable: 10 min pehle.

Mummy: Oh sorry kaafi der ho gayi,


Ab nikal lo, aap bhi kahan bachhe ki baaton mein aa gaye.



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Boss: Mere liye ak shisha lekar aao jisme main apna muh dekh sakun.

Chirkut: nahi mila sir.

Sab me mera hi muh dikh raha hai.



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Wife: Aurat kya kya sambhaaale.

Tum ki sambhale?

Tumhare bachhon ko sambhale??

Tumhare Maa Baap ko sambhale???

Ya tumhaara ghar sambhale????

 
Husband bade pyar se:

Bas apni zubaan sambhaal lo,
Baaki sab apne aap sambhal jaaega.


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