Mar 13, 2016

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Boy and Girl Jokes Full of laughter

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Boy Girl Jokes Part-1:


Best Jokes on boy and girl, which will definitely makes your day.


Boy and Girl Jokes - It's time to laugh


Boy and Girl Jokes - It's time to laugh


 
Boy and Girl Jokes Full of laughter

Ladka or ladki phone par:

Ladka: Khaana khaya jaanu?

Ladki: hmmmm

Ladka: Kya khaya?

Ladki: kya hamesha faaltu sawaal pochte rehte ho, 

kya or kuch nahin hai tumhare paas ke liye?

Ladka: hai na,

Tell me if RBI wants to hold the minimum rate to set the trend of higher repo rate or reverse repo rate also exceed the difference of mid rate to invest safely in all kind of market. 

Then what should IT do..??


Ladki: he he he.... maine khichadi khayi, tumne kya khaya?


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Ragini MMS film ne to MMS matlab hi badalkar rakh diya.

Main nayi pidhi ko batana chahunga ki,

Humare zamaane mein MMS ka matlab "Multimedia Messaging Service" hota tha.


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Ek baar chirkut aapne sasural gaya.
Bhookh bahut joron ki lagi thi or chirkut khaata bhi kuch zyada hi tha.
Saas roti banane lagi.
Ek baar aata guntha.....
Dosari baar guntha.............
Tisari baar bhi goonth liya....................
Saas roti banate banate pareshaan,
Ek kutta bhi chokhat pe baitha tha,
Sochta hua ki kab roti mile.
Chirkut ki bhookh aab jaa kar shaant hui,
Usne zor se dhakaar maari,

jab kutte par uski najar padi to wah bola "oh kutta to reh gaya".

Ab saas ki sabr ka baandh toot gaya,

Or wo tapak se booli,

"Ab ise bhi khaa le".


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Kuch yaar baithe batiya rahe the ki "PURUSH DIVAS" bhi manaya jaana chahiye.

Tabhi ek bola....

Aata to hai "Majdoor Divas".


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Ladki apni saheliyon se: Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai.


Pehli:Main to khudh busy hun yaar.
Dosari: Yaar mummy ne ghar jaldi boolaya hai aaj.

Tisari: Tune meri help ki thi kya us din.

Chouthi: Sorry dear main class miss nahin kar sakti.



Ladka apne doston se:  Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai.

Pehla: Bol bhai kitne bande bulaun?

Dosara: Kaat ke rakh denge saale ko, tu bas naam bata bhai.

Tisara: Bahi tu bas ek baar bol uska karna kya hai, duniya gayi tel lene.

Choutha: Aabe baaten chod gaadi nikal be.

Ladkon ki yaari...
Matlab har jagah baazi maari....

Chak do guys

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Ek aadmi ke ghar ke saamne kutta mara pada tha,

Usne nagar Nigam waalon ko phone kiya.

"Mere ghar ke saamne ek kutta mara pada hai, uthwa lo".

Jawaab mila: wahin dafna do.

Aadmi ko gussa to bahut aaya, lekin wah aaram se boola,
 
"Ji main dafnane to laga tha par, socha ki kutte ke bachhon ko batana bhi zarori hai".

"Ki aakar muh dekh lo baap ka aakhiri baar".


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Girl on Facebook: Phone chori ho gaya hai.


Comment 1: Main gift kar dun?

Comment 2: Ohh so sad, kahan par chori huaa? Police mein complait kari?

Comment 3: Koi baat nahin dear, meri police mein achhi jaan pehchaan hai pata laga lenge or chodenge nahin chor ko.



Boy on Facebook: Phone chori ho gaya hai.

The only comment and that is from his JIGARI

Comment: Saale,

Facebook apne baap ke phone se chala raha hai. Or koi nahin mila subah se C****A Banane ke liye.


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Saadhi mein DJ par gaana bajna shuru huaa,

"Jisko dance nahin karna wo jaakar apni bains charae"

Pati lambi saans bharte huae patni se bola,

"Aao darlig khaana khaate hain".


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Chirkut: Bada aadmi banna ke liye risk to uthana hi padega.

Mom: Haramkhor, pehle ye chappal utha abhi pochha lagaya hai.

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Son: Dad 500 Rs do na.
Father: Kya Karega ?

Son: Mere Sare Friends Ka Account Hai, main Bhi Khulwaunga.

Father: Very Good. kahan pe?

Son: Ciggrate Ki Dukan Par

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