May 8, 2016

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Chirkut Ke Crazy Jokes in Hindi 2

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Chirkut Ke Crazy Jokes Part-2:

 

Chirkut Funny Jokes



Chirkut Ke Crazy Jokes in Hindi



Ek ladki ne Chirkut se pochha: WhatsApp chalaate ho?


Chirkut : Nahin, Driver rakha hai.


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Chirkut ki suhaagraat par light chali gayi.

Chirkut apne noukar se bola: Tu laalten pakad main KISS karta hun.

Noukar ne laalten pakdi or Chirkut KISS karne laga.

Thodi der baad Chirkut ne biwi se pochha: Maza aaya?


Biwi: Nahin


Chirkut ne dobaara kiss kiya, phir pochha: Maza Aaaya?


Biwi: Nahin



Chirkut noukar se bola: Ye laalten mujhe de or tu kiss kar.


Noukar ne laalten cirkut ko pakda di or shuru ho gaya.
Jab noukar kiss karke hata to,

Chirkut ne biwi se pochha: Ab maza aaya?


Biwi: Haan bahut maza aaya


Chirkut noukar ki or muda or ek zordaar thapad lagaya.


Noukar: kya hua Sahab, maara kyun?


Chirkut: Dekh saale, aise pakadte hain laalten.

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Chirkut: Doctor sahab pet mein kuch kharabhi ho gayai, pooti ki jagah noodles nikal rahe hain.


Doctor: Aisa kaise ho sakta hai! Mere saamne kar ke dikha.


Chirkut lungi utha kar pooti karne lag jaata hai.


Doctor: (jhuk kar dekhta hai or bolta hai) Haraamkhor,


Ye jaali wali baniyaan upar kar ke haga kar.
 


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Chirkut ko ek jansabha sambhodit karne ke liye bulaaaya gaya.
Jisme use patniyon (wife) ki taarif karte huae do shabd kehne the.

Chirkut jansabha ko sambodit karte huae apna bhashan shuru karta hai,


Patniyan falon (fruits) jaisi hoti hain.


Koi AAM jaise meethi...

To koi KELE ke ped jaise unchi....

Koi SEB jaisi laal.....

to koi STRAWBERRY jaisi rasbhari......

Koi PAPEETE jaise garm.........

to koi MOSAMI jaisi khatti-meethi................
 
koi AMROOD jaisi masaledaar...............
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Unke saath koi samsya nahin,

Asali samasya to patiyon ke saath hai,


Besharmon ko to bas 


"Fruit Chaat Chahiye."


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Police chirkut ke ghar pahunchti hai or darwaaja khat-khatati hai.

Chirkut: Kon hai be....

Police: Hum police waale hain, darwaaja kholo.

Chirkut: Kyun khoolu?

Police: Kuch baat karni hai.

Chirkut: Tum kitne log ho?

Police: Hum 3 log hain.

Chirkut: To saalo aapas mein baat kar lo, main busy hun.
 


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Chirkut bas mein khada tha.

Driver ne break lagaayi or chirkut siddha ek ladki par ja gira.

Ladki: Badtamiz kya kar rahe ho?

Chirkut: Engineering, or aap?
 


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Papu: Prem kya hai?

Chirkut: Humen kya pata, humen to bas


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line maarna aata hai.


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Chirkut ko jab engineering ke baad noukari nahin mili to usne ek clinic khol liya or bahar notice lagaaya,

"300 rupay mein ilaaj karwaaen, agar ilaaj nahin huaa to 1000 rupay paaen."

Ek maskhare ne sochha 1000 kamaane ka achha mouka hai.

or wah clinic pahunch gaya.


Chirkut: Haan bataao kya pareshaani hai tumhe?

Maskhara: Mujhe kisi bhi cheez ka swaad nahin aata.

Chirkut: Nurse, box no. 22 se dawa nikalo or 3 bunden ise pilaao.


Dawa pilaane ke baad.


Maskhara: ye to petrol hai.

Chirkut: mubarak ho aapko sawad aa gaya, laao meri fees 300 rupay.


Maskhara gusse se tilmilaata huaa paise dekar wahan se chala gaya.

kuch dino baad wah phir se wapas aa gaya poorane paise wasulane.


Maskhara: Meri yaad-daasht kamjoor ho gayi hai.

Chirkut: Nurse, box no. 22 se dawa nikalo or 3 bunden ise pilaao.

Maskhara: Lekin wo dawa to swaad thik karne ke liye hai.

Chirkut: Mubarak ho aapki yaad-dasht thik ho gayi, laao meri fees 300 rupay.


Maskhara phir se paise dekar chala gaya.

Or kuch dino baad phir se wapas aa gaya.


Maskhara: Meri najar kamjoor ho gayi hai.

Chirkut: Iski dawaai mere paas nahin hai, ye lo 1000 rupay.

Maskhara khush hote hue sochne laga ki aaj aaya unt pahad ke nichhe. Lekin note par najar padte hi wah chonka or bola,

Maskhara: Ye to 500 ka note hai.

Chirkut: Mubarak ho aapki najar bhi thik ho gayi, laao meri fees 300 rupay.

Maskhara gusse se kudh ko kosta hua huaa paise dekar wahan se chala gaya.


Message: Chirkut ek hansa hansa kar maarne waala katarnaak praani hai, kripya isse na uljhen.


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Chirkut apne bete ke liye khilona railgaadi kharid kar laaya.

Khilona dene ke khuch der baad jab chirkut bate ke kamre mein gaya to dekha ki beta railgaadi se khel raha hai or keh raha hai,

"jis ullu ke pathe ko utarna hai wah utar jaae, jis ullu ke pathe ko chadna hai wah chad jaae. railgaadi 2 min se jayada nahin rukaegi."

Bete ke muh se aisi baaten sun kar chirkut ka paara chad gaya or usne bete ko 2 thapad lagaane ke baad kaha,
"dobaara aisa bola to bahut maar padegi, main baajar ja rahu hun or tab tak tum railgaadi ko haath bhi nahin lagaaoge bas padoge, samjhe."

2 ghante baad jab chirkut bajaar se wapas aaya to usne bete ko padhte huae paaya.

ye dekhkar wah bahut khush hua or usne bete ko railgaadi se khelne ki ijajat de di.

kuch der baad jab chirkut fir se bete ke kamre mein gaya to usne dekha ki

beta railgaadi se khel raha hai or keh raha hai, 
 
"jis ullu ke pathe ko utarna hai wah utar jaae, jis ullu ke pathe ko chadna hai wah chad jaae.

railgaadi pehle hi ek ullu ke pathe ki bajah se 2 ghante late ho chuki hai."


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Chirkut ek dukaan par kapda kharidne gaya.

Chirkut: Shirt ke liye kapda dikhaana.

Salesmen: Plane mein dikhaun?

Chirkut: Nahin bhai, Helicopter mein dikha, Train mein dikha, Bas mein dikha,

Saale bandar, jahan Chirkut dikha nahin ki majaak shuru.

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