Sep 27, 2016

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Chirkut makes You Crazy with his Awesome Humor & Jokes

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Chirkut ke Crazy Jokes Part-3:


I bet Chirkut will make you die of laughing. Not sure of? Scroll down and read, then decide yourself. And make sure to leave comments, if you're able to after facing the Chirkut.  


Chirkut Ke Crazy Jokes Part-3



Chirkut on its Best | Crazy Jokes in Hindi





Chirkut: Sir, shirt achhi lag rahi hai aap par.

HR: Chutti nahin milegi.

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Chirkut: sir, poori baat to sun lo, sirf shirt achhi lag rahi hai......
muh waisa hi hai.....kutte jaisa.


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Chirkut ne bahut kathor tapasya ki.

Bhagwaan ne prasann hokar chirkut ko darshan diye.

Bhagwaan: Maango vats, kya var chahiye.

Chirkut: System se chaliye prabhu, pehle tapasya bhang karne APSARAAEN aati thi, unka kya huaa?


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Chirkut train se ghar ja raha tha.

TC: Ticket dikhaao.


Chirkut: Garib hain shahab,
rookhi-sookhi  baasi roti khaate hain.



TC (dobaara): Ticket dikhaao, ticket.


Chirkut: Garib hain shahab,
daal-roti khaate hain.

 

TC gusse mein: To hum kya Gobar khaate hain.



Chirkut: Bade aadmi ho shahab, khaate honge.




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Ladki facebook par Chirkut se chat kar rahi hai.



Ladki:Profile pic to bahut achhi laga rakhi hai.
Chirkut: Chance mat maar re choori, maine tere se zayada sundar pata rakhi hai.


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Chirkut interview de raha tha.



Interviewer: Aise kon si aurat hai, jise 100% pata ho ki uska pati kahan hai?

Chirkut (bahut der tak sochne ke baad):  Vidhwa Aurat.

Interviewer Behosh 


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Train mein safar kar rahe ek aadmi ne, mungfali bech rahe CHIRKUT ki or ishara karte huae apne bete se kaha,

Dekh beta agar tu padhai nahin karega, to isi Anpadh ki tarah mungfali bechega.


M
ungfali Bechta Chirkut: Anpadh kon bole be....... kon bola anpadh !!!

Haramkhor.......Maine B.Tech ki hai B.Tech.....NIIT se.


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Chirkut ek aurat ke saath park mein baitha tha.

Police: Is tarah se park mein baithna mana hai.



Chirkut: Lekin hum dono shadi-shuda hain.

Police: To ghar mein jakar baitho, yahan nahin.



Chirkut: Baithna to wahin chahte hain, par iska pati nahin maanega.


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Maa ko pata chala ki aaj uska beta chirkut, dance bar gaya tha.

Maa ne pehle to Chirkut ki jamkar dhulaai ki, fir boli.

Maa: achha ye bata, tune wahan par koi aisi cheez to nahin dekhi jo tujhe nahin dekhni chahiye thi?

Chirkut (fataak se): Haan dekhi.

Maa (sakpakaate huae): kya???

Chirkut: Pitaji, wo bhi wahin par baithe huae the.


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Chirkut: Tumara daily routine kya hai?


Girl: Wake up, online, eat, online, work, online, coffea, online, eat, online, sleep. Then next day, repeat again.
 


Chirkut: Itni baar online aati ho, Pooty ek baar bhi nahin jaati kya?
 

chatak-pataak, dishum-dishum..........Chirkut marte-marte bacha 


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A: I clear IAS


B: I clear NIT


C: I clear IIT



Chirkut: I clear 1.5Gb space in my smartphone.


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Pulse Polio ki khurak dene doctors ki team Chirkut ke ghar aayi.

Chirkut: Ari o champa, BANDOOK or KAARTOOS kahan hain, lekar aa jaldi.

Doctors ki team sar par per rakh wahan se bhagi...

Chirkut: Are ruko..........kahan bhaag rahe ho..............main kehta hun ruk jaao.

Oyee ruk jaao........



BANDOOK or KAARTOOS humaare bachoon ke naam hain.


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Chirkut apni pareshaan zindagi ki dastaan apne dost papu ko suna raha tha.


Chirkut: Meri kismat mein ladkiyon ka itna aakal hai ki poch mat.



Agar customer care bhi call laga dun.............

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To Saala wahan bhi ladka hi uthaega.


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